Wednesday, March 24, 2010

OSAMA AT MY SCHOOL!!!!!

this is what could have happened today at school................
mock security test LOCK DOWN....

DEAR BLOG ....... (imagination is needed for the next part of my story)
put yourself in a situation where you are locked down in a class room, lights out, Quiet.....
no making any noise everyone hinding under desks due to a dangerous stranger in our school....
here is my story...
right now it is really hard to talk.....
I can only say a few words........
I think my life is just about through......
Right now is an intense moment of my life....
Are you wondering what is going on yet?........
WELL>>>>>>>>>
i am sitting in the art class room (which i am not even enrolled in) writing on my blog in a time of CODE RED!!! Osama bin laden has broken into my school and threatened to bomb everything and everyone unless we give him 100 (fattening may i add) Pink Granny cookies!!!
Just kidding he actually wants me.... "he just likes me for my body"---name that movie..... going on
*If i was really in a situation like this i would pray and my prayer would say:
I am thankful for air :)
I am thankful for doctors (even though i always say i hate them)
I am thankful for toilets and paper to go along with that whole process (can u imagine without? :())
I am thankful for the chance that osama may have visited Obama first and the word just hasn't got out yet because we are on code red.
Just kidding that was a little rude but if i die right now i think god would understand my stand point STUPID HEALTH CARE BILL!!!!
going on.....
(say in a boy going through puberty voice) I am thankful for RINGS i like rings ;)
I am thankful for the the time i had at lunch when Josh Handsen and i jumped on a tramp and I bruised his arm BUT!!!!! he caught me!!! i love you josh thank you:)
I AM THANKFUL! :) yeah
I am thankful for colors cuz where I be without that!?!?!? black and white madness!!!!!
I am thankful for kisses and hug
I am thankful for the chance to be random
I am thankful for my phone and my I-touch :) electronics :)
I am thankful for my NEW family consisting of Nicole, Scotty(ryan), Dad, Mom, Melissa, and Natalie.
I am grateful for food of which i didn't eat today due to a loss of appetite due to a really nasty experience at a certain doctor......
I am thankful for black and white movies that make me laugh like arsenic and old lace (cha ching)
I am thankful for josh who is sitting next to me (he is a cool guy)
I am thankful for computers so that i can get on my blog and say good bye
I am thankful for Sarah who made me follow her to this room so that my last words could be posted on my blog :) (said with a teary eye)

well........... the principle just came on the intercom it turns out we are safe.... whatever
Osama is missing out haha jk jk jk jk jk jk jk

ok so the end of my blog...... Mrs. mama woods your amazing :) we will all remember this day as the day you......almost got chelsea's body... jk as the day..... you almost ......idk name that movie!

haha ok now i am done the end

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